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WHY CHOOSE US?

Proven Success Rate

ASAP Squatter Removal has a 95%+ success rate, making us the most reliable service in the industry. Unlike other companies that avoid public accountability, we are the only squatter removal business with a Yelp account, proving our commitment to transparency and client satisfaction. While our competitors focus on social media popularity, we prioritize solving your property issues quickly and effectively.

Expertise in Tactical Defense

We are the only squatter removal service that actively defends your property. While others rely solely on law enforcement relationships—often leading to delays and failed removals—we bring real-world combat training and experience to the table. Our team leader has over 20 years of mixed martial arts expertise, advanced melee weapons training & four years of NRA & USCCA certification, ensuring both strategic and physical preparedness for any situation.

Advanced Gear & Equipment

Squatter removal can be unpredictable, and some groups operate as organized crime. That’s why we come prepared with professional-grade tactical gear to secure your property against potential threats. Our equipment includes:

  • Firearms (Shotguns, Rifles, Pistols)
  • Ballistic Full-Body Armor
  • Flash Bangs & Smoke Grenades (KNO3)
  • Tear Gas (OC) & Gas Masks
  • Custom Ammunition & Tactical Gear

With ASAP Squatter Removal, you’re not just hiring a service—you’re securing your property, your investment, and your peace of mind with professionals who are ready for anything.

Fast, Efficient & Zero Liability for You

At ASAP Squatter Removal, we remove unwanted occupants quickly and legally while ensuring you are never liable for our actions. As independent contractors, we make all decisions ourselves—you don’t give us orders, and we don’t act on your behalf.


How We Protect You:

✅ No Liability – You are never responsible for our actions.
✅ No Client Involvement – We don’t share or take instructions on our methods.
✅ Efficient & Effective – We secure your property safely & strategically without unnecessary delays.


How to Stay Protected:

🚫 Don’t give us instructions – We work independently.
🚫 Don’t ask about our methods – The less you know, the safer you are.
🚫 Don’t immediately profit – Avoid legal claims by waiting before re-leasing or selling.


Us vs. Attorneys – The Better Choice

✅ Speed: Property secured in 7 days vs. 6-12+ months with eviction.
✅ Liability: Independent contractor – No risk to you vs. Attorney representation – You can be sued.
✅ Services: Full-service removal vs. Limited to court proceedings (dependent on sheriffs).
✅ Cost: One-time fee vs. Legal fees, court costs & sheriff fees.

🔹 Attorneys Make You Liable – If your attorney mishandles your case, you can be sued, and your only recourse is to win a malpractice lawsuit, which is expensive, time-consuming, and difficult to win.
🔹 Sheriff Eviction Loopholes – By law, sheriffs must post a 24-hour notice before arriving to evict, allowing squatters to vacate temporarily and return after the sheriff leaves. This forces you to pay multiple sheriff eviction fees every time they fail.
🔹 We Deliver Fast, Proven Results – No waiting, no wasted money, just immediate action.


Your Property, Your Peace of Mind

Get your property back fast with zero legal risk. Contact us today to solve your squatter problem!

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